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Re: Trying to Decapitate a Man

Great .. let me use that butter knife next pls..

Silly plonker .. sharing stones are not that expensive lol.
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Re: Trying to Decapitate a Man

Great .. let me use that butter knife next pls..

Silly plonker .. sharing stones are not that expensive lol.
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Re: Trying to Decapitate a Man

Blunt as fuck id say
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Re: Trying to Decapitate a Man

DOOD...use the sharp side.
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Re: Trying to Decapitate a Man

I was laughing out LOUD at this inept fool who couldn't even cause a friction burn with that machete!!! He was SO ANGRY! HAHAHAHA! Thanks for finding this, it's hilarious! Beating his neck, (and complete surrounding area!) with the blade while yelling the whole time! Stupid idiot. LMFAO
I, too, thought he was using the wrong side of the blade for some time! I just can't believe how dull... What..? HOW on Earth do you use a machete soooo much that it's completely dull! Like, the last five or six, or 23 times it was used they MUST have noticed it needed sharpening!!! HAHAHA! Just keep on using it!!! wtf...
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Re: Trying to Decapitate a Man

Every bone in that guys face is broken and smashed
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I was just thinking that! Do these assholes NOT know what a sharpener is?
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Re: Trying to Decapitate a Man

Wow. What an idiot. He should of quit a long time ago.
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Re: Trying to Decapitate a Man

Why don’t they just get a chainsaw it’s way quicker and less effort
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