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07-19-2018, 02:25 AM
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 Für Immer Verloren Poster Rank:50 Boredom + Despair Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 30,197
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Trying to Decapitate a Man
Sorry if it's a repost, I have no idea if this is already on here.
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07-19-2018, 03:04 AM
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 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:10 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 96,702
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Re: Trying to Decapitate a Man
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07-19-2018, 03:05 AM
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| My Rank: PRIVATE FIRST CLASS Poster Rank:4056 Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 77 77Posts 442Thanked 43Quoted 2Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Trying to Decapitate a Man
Like a butter knife to bread  :
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07-19-2018, 06:32 AM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:398 100% Alpha Male Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 3,056 3,056Posts 4,607Thanked 336Quoted 1Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Trying to Decapitate a Man
I could cut his head off quicker with my Swiss Army knife tweezers!  |
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07-19-2018, 06:50 AM
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 The Devil's Left Hand Poster Rank:70 Male Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 22,203 22,203Posts 43,091Thanked 9,551Quoted 21Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Trying to Decapitate a Man
The blades of grass are sharper than that machete. |
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07-19-2018, 06:56 AM
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 My Rank: STAFF SERGEANT Poster Rank:818 Male Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 960 960Posts 2,079Thanked 97Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Trying to Decapitate a Man
That was, without a doubt, one of the worst attempts to remove a head that I’ve ever seen. The guy should be embarrassed and ashamed. He needs to have his decapitation license suspended and be required to attend a Beheading By Machete 101 refresher course. That straight up sucked!
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#7
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07-19-2018, 07:58 AM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:1828 Male Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 283 283Posts 1,425Thanked 68Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Trying to Decapitate a Man
 At least he was already dead. |
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07-19-2018, 09:05 AM
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 My Rank: PRIVATE Poster Rank:9231 Female Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 17 17Posts 52Thanked 1Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Trying to Decapitate a Man
Someone needs to decapitate them for being such inefficient dumbasses.
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