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Community Forum · Est. 2006
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04-17-2026, 12:05 AM
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The Tragic Accident in the San Francisco Sector, in the City of Ciudad Bolívar
A serious incident has been reported. A traffic accident occurred in the San Francisco section of Ciudad Bolívar, where a tricycle rider lost his life after falling under a truck. Authorities responded to the scene and are investigating to determine the cause of the incident.
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04-17-2026, 12:39 AM
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Re: The Tragic Accident in the San Francisco Sector, in the City of Ciudad Bolívar
Local ju-ju and leg lift CPR isn't going to work this time  |
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04-17-2026, 04:40 AM
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Re: The Tragic Accident in the San Francisco Sector, in the City of Ciudad Bolívar
Nice truck  |
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04-17-2026, 04:51 AM
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Re: The Tragic Accident in the San Francisco Sector, in the City of Ciudad Bolívar
The driver does NOT wanna step over that  Also, why is it necessarily "tragic"? That could have been the repo lady. |
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04-17-2026, 12:37 PM
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Re: The Tragic Accident in the San Francisco Sector, in the City of Ciudad Bolívar
Kinda hard to survive getting your head run over by a large truck like that. He’s definitely not Superman.  |
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04-18-2026, 01:45 AM
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Re: The Tragic Accident in the San Francisco Sector, in the City of Ciudad Bolívar
Or she could have been one of those "Traffic Ticket Chicks" who do parking enforcement.  |
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04-18-2026, 02:28 AM
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Re: The Tragic Accident in the San Francisco Sector, in the City of Ciudad Bolívar
...um, she "fell under a truck and it ran over her head"??? Gone are the days when even the simplest explanation didn't require a committee to investigate. |
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04-18-2026, 11:15 AM
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Re: The Tragic Accident in the San Francisco Sector, in the City of Ciudad Bolívar
Truck driver on phone: "Honey, whaddya want me to bring home for dinner?"
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