[Suicide_Note]

It would seem that the two things an African never leaves the house without are a tire, and a container of flammable liquid.

What a fucking dump that continent is, and how sad that the animals loving on the Serengeti are more civilized than this.

[Peace_seek]

No police countries

[lutherieguy]

where is a smoke grenade full of Ebola virus when you need it... Seriously, FUCK AFRICA. Blame what you can on the white European capitalists and colonizers of the past, but this savage bullshit is just shitty human beings. I am really rooting for the Malthusian Checks to kick into overdrive on several continents :)

[rheedork]

I hope he at least did something more than steal a potato.

[gimlet]

Alternate Title: Flaming Afro-Sheen

Seriously, the only thing that stayed lit was his kinky hair, it must have had some of the special pomade made for Afro hair. Kind of like when Michael Jackson's hair sheen lit on fire during that music vid or commercial filming. Michael got seriously burned, and I wouldn't be surprised if the narcotics during recovery contributed to his drug use, just like Reich Marshal Goering.

[Steve]

He has Winnie Mandela to thank for death by tyre being so popular over there.

[Budd Dwyer]

Originally Posted by lutherieguy ↗

where is a smoke grenade full of Ebola virus when you need it... Seriously, FUCK AFRICA. Blame what you can on the white European capitalists and colonizers of the past, but this savage bullshit is just shitty human beings. I am really rooting for the Malthusian Checks to kick into overdrive on several continents :)

Africa is the continent equivalent of Brazil

[SLAPAPPY]

Nice seeing a community banding together to achieve a goal that will unite them all... cabbage isn't cheap!














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[fred5079]

Nenge! Nenge Mboko, from Cameroon? Do you remember me? It's Lionel Joseph!
Lionel! From the African Education Conference!
Yah, mon, I was Director of Cultural Activities at the Haile Selassie Pavilion.
I remember the pavilion - we had big fun there!
Boo bwele boo bwele boo bwele ah ha! Boo bwele boo bwele boo bwele ah ha!
Oh, memories!

[SimoneFlen']

From an article:

Two middle-aged men met their waterloo on Tuesday over alleged stealing of a child at Edepie community, a suburb of Yenagoa, Bayelsa State.

The incident occurred at a private school where the child was being taken away from before nemesis caught up with them at the school junction.

While one was not lucky and got killed by an irate mob, the other two were thoroughly beaten and were only rescued from the angry crowd by the Police.

One of them allegedly confessed that they were sent by a politician, a confession that further infuriated the mob.

Meanwhile, efforts to speak with state police command on the current wave of jungle justice and insecurity was not possible, as the Public Relations officer did not answer his calls.


From another article:

The mob rounded up two middle-aged men at Edepie community, a suburb of Yenagoa, Bayelsa State. With their fists and kicks, the angry residents overpowered the suspects. They wrestled them down. In a jiffy, everybody was armed with bottles, stones and sticks, and threw their improvised weapons at the enervated suspects.

With ferocity and unimaginable velocity, the objects landed on sensitive parts of the suspects’ body. The warring residents rolled out more stones and kept hauling them at the suspects. In a twinkle, the suspects were in the pool of their blood. They struggled for life, crawled on the ground and raised their hands to beg for mercy.

Their gestures attracted more hate from the mob, who landed more weapons on their heads. The residents were determined to see them bleed to death. Sensing their determination to survive the onslaught, the mob wore them disused tyres. Without prompting, some of them draped and drenched the suspects in combustible liquid and the fire raged.

The two middle-aged men were victims of jungle justice. In a jiffy, the mob found them guilty, pronounced their punishment and enforced it. It was on April 30. The sun was just rising to heat the earth when the victim ‘met their ancestors’ in a hellish manner. Their offence? Someone raised the alarm that they were kidnappers and that they came to steal a child at the community. Without verifying the claims, passers-by gathered and administered punishment. The only punishment they could offer was death.