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04-01-2020, 08:10 PM
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 My Rank: MASTER GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:329 Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 3,894 Mentioned: 9 Post(s) Quoted: 3135 Post(s)
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Re: Thumbs Up to Being Executed
It's a freakin' execution pact: "You declare that this is nothing personal? This is just business? You declare you will not haunt us or curse us in the afterlife as we send you there painlessly?" "Yes, yes." "Then good. Do not forget. We are friends. We are not enemies. We are friends." |
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04-01-2020, 09:15 PM
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 My Rank: SERGEANT Poster Rank:1162 Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 549 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 169 Post(s)
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Re: Thumbs Up to Being Executed
He said, “Naw, Mrs. C. The Fonz don’t dig on pork. Ehhhhh!” |
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04-02-2020, 10:06 AM
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I always wonder what they do with the bodies in these shithole countries? Do they just leave them there for the scavengers, is it someone's job to clean up after the cartels, or what?
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04-04-2020, 02:19 PM
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 D.R.'s PM Casanova Poster Rank:28 ҍɘҍɘn Join Date: Feb 2017 Posts: 50,105
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Re: Thumbs Up to Being Executed
"Come to our beautiful town, with breathtaking scenery, courteous cartels and exquisite local cuisine. Enjoy a quick and friendly execution if you get captured by our cartel, guaranteed to kill you with their award winning empathy. Our cartel uses only the most efficient executions, they pledge to not peel off your skin while you're alive or pull your pants down around your ankles after you're dead. Its paradise on earth!"
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04-05-2020, 03:02 AM
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 Text-Walling Poster Rank:83 Pseudointellectual Putz Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 18,553 Mentioned: 30 Post(s) Quoted: 7756 Post(s)
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Re: Thumbs Up to Being Executed
Who doesn't hope they can face their own death with such courage? RIP, cool dude. Two enthusiastic thumbs up for your cojones.
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