[TheCruxofBag]

Lahore, Pakistan

In the early hours of the morning, two women crossing the road on foot were hit by a speeding car and died, while one was seriously injured.

The deceased were 22-year-old Sonia and 20-year-old Maida. Police have registered a case and have arrested two young men.

[LouSinew]

Ooooh! That's too bad. Sonia Maida fatal mistake.

[foxfantastic]

That title made me laugh, like it's a game show or something

[DarkSighted]

Yikes, field goal...

[Mecrupulent]

What a shitty idea they had.
Although the surviving one seemed to be reluctant to it, being dragged by her friend. And then... Boom.

[Mr.NoCredit]

Why people try to make it past a speeding car like that I’ll never know.

[BiothDaSloth]

So we've determined from a mathematical standpoint that their is a 66.6% of death by vehicle due to crossing. Look on the bright side; that is a solid 33.3% chance of survival, assuming you don't get hit by a stray bullet or propane explosion.

[azblue81]

So a priest, a bishop and a rabbi are crossing the road. The priest says, I have faith that my God will protect me, even if I close my eyes...

[mcpronoun]

Gonna be hard to pick up the spare.

[Necrotic Bowel]

Three women enter; one woman leaves.