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08-28-2024, 09:18 PM
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TEXAS: Party Ends when Drunk Minor Slips Off Roof Head First Onto Concrete
__________________ ✦ Live life to it's fullest and leave a sexy corpse ✦ |
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08-28-2024, 09:28 PM
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Re: TEXAS: Party Ends when Drunk Minor Slips Off Roof Head First Onto Concrete
Scene from all the boys love Mandy lane starring the chick who left a grumpy on Johnny Depps bed
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08-28-2024, 09:48 PM
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Re: TEXAS: Party Ends when Drunk Minor Slips Off Roof Head First Onto Concrete
That dad who supplied the alcohol is fucked.
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08-28-2024, 10:02 PM
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Re: TEXAS: Party Ends when Drunk Minor Slips Off Roof Head First Onto Concrete
Damn! Not Michelob Ultra! That's brutal!
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08-28-2024, 10:11 PM
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Re: TEXAS: Party Ends when Drunk Minor Slips Off Roof Head First Onto Concrete
If the cop found a pulse, why did he immediately begin chest compressions?
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08-28-2024, 11:37 PM
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Re: TEXAS: Party Ends when Drunk Minor Slips Off Roof Head First Onto Concrete
That whole thing looked wrong from the start.. |
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08-29-2024, 12:17 AM
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Re: TEXAS: Party Ends when Drunk Minor Slips Off Roof Head First Onto Concrete
Of course the Father was probably in the basement-turned-tahiti bar, making obnoxiously strong drinks for the underage ladies. |
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08-29-2024, 12:41 AM
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Re: TEXAS: Party Ends when Drunk Minor Slips Off Roof Head First Onto Concrete
It says he found a "slight" pulse and was turning purple, a sure sign the heart isn't doing its job of getting oxygenated blood throughout the body, hence, CPR.
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08-29-2024, 12:43 AM
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Re: TEXAS: Party Ends when Drunk Minor Slips Off Roof Head First Onto Concrete
Y' know Lloyd just when I think you couldn't be any dumber You go and do something like this ......and totally redeem yourself!!!!!!! |
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08-29-2024, 01:05 AM
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Re: TEXAS: Party Ends when Drunk Minor Slips Off Roof Head First Onto Concrete
I found out recently that the legal age for drinking in the UK is 5 years old, as long as an adult supplies it. Children under 5 can also be given alcohol if the adult deems it to be an emergency (?!?) The same government that says marijuana is an extremely dangerous substance for adults to use. And they wonder why nobody takes them seriously. |