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11-08-2023, 09:31 PM
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Re: Teenage Thug Robs Elderly Man, Then Collapses and Dies

So weird the way he just collapsed off the bike and croaked like that. If he wasn't wearing his helmet I'd think it was the fall that killed him. Maybe the old man did do something with a small poison prick or something and was a devious vigilante on the hunt using the bike as bait. If so, good for him!
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Re: Teenage Thug Robs Elderly Man, Then Collapses and Dies

Too bad it couldn't have been Truckma!
at least it's not Smegma
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Re: Teenage Thug Robs Elderly Man, Then Collapses and Dies

So weird the way he just collapsed off the bike and croaked like that. If he wasn't wearing his helmet I'd think it was the fall that killed him. Maybe the old man did do something with a small poison prick or something and was a devious vigilante on the hunt using the bike as bait. If so, good for him!
The old man had a small and poisonous prick?
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Re: Teenage Thug Robs Elderly Man, Then Collapses and Dies

Imagine a virus that kills you if you commit a crime... so awesome.
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Re: Teenage Thug Robs Elderly Man, Then Collapses and Dies

The world would be vastly improved if this became the norm for all robbers
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Re: Teenage Thug Robs Elderly Man, Then Collapses and Dies

That's strange...I mean I'm glad he died and all, but still strange.
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Re: Teenage Thug Robs Elderly Man, Then Collapses and Dies

It was probably a head injury. Helmets are not a safe bet against head injuries. His brain would still jiggle from the impact.

When I was an EMT/fire fighter, my experience was that helmets didn't prevent head injuries. They only protected the face from possible trauma and kept your head in the helmet preventing the brains from splatting all over the pavement.


We had a dude hit a tree. His neck impacted a branch and it decapitated him. Everyone was looking for his head, brain, or any other tissue. His helmet was on the ground and I gave a little tap with my foot and the helmet flipped enough for me to see his head still in the helmet.

Cool story bro.
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Re: Teenage Thug Robs Elderly Man, Then Collapses and Dies

The guilt mus of really got to him :)
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Re: Teenage Thug Robs Elderly Man, Then Collapses and Dies

Undiagnosed heart condition + adrenaline.
Undiagnosed heart condition or Vax injury?
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Re: Teenage Thug Robs Elderly Man, Then Collapses and Dies

He threw a tantrum because he didn't get the better bike.
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