[Maceasar]

elmer fudd 101

[SimoneFlen']

Originally Posted by Dr Thrumpkinz ↗

You sound like the type of pussy that the type of pussy you've mistaken me for would cry to for assistance from.

911 Dispatcher: 911, Emergency.

Pussy: Help, please? (inaudible), it's my neighbour...(inaudible).

911 Dispatcher: Sir please...Sir...

Pussy: (inaudible)...(weeping)

911 Dispatcher: Sir, I'm gonna need you to just calm down. Can you tell me...

Pussy:(inaudible)...(inaudible)

911 Dispatcher: Sir?

Pussy: He made fun of my rootbeer float (sobbing) and I think he may have skipped his bail (inaudible).

911 Dispatcher: Try to stay calm, we have units accompanied by an attack chopper on the way.

Pussy: (Sniffing) Okay

Oh God, fucking precious!

[Malizzel]

When they started yelling all I could think about were the seagulls on Finding Nemo....

[phatphreak101]

Originally Posted by Dr Thrumpkinz ↗

Fucking police videos confuse me.
On one hand, not one of them pulled their triggers early--really perfect timing on that score.
But on the other hand, fuck why they needed to go in that room so badly, fuck how they got that key, and fuck the police in general--for their military-grade, precedent setting, bargey demeanours.

Fuck lawbreakers in general—for their military-grade, precedent-setting bargey demeanors.

[Overlord86]

Originally Posted by Suicide_Note ↗

He had outstanding felony warrants, and it seems he skipped bail too.

Suicide by cop, from the looks of the video.

Absolutely a suicide by cop. He was held at gunpoint by at least three officers, and ignored verbal commands to retrieve a BB gun from under a mattress. He wasn't going back to jail. He took a course of action that ensured he would die. No sympathy for him.

[Overlord86]

Originally Posted by Splay ↗

The asshole got what he wanted. No problem there. But for Christ's sake, muzzle fucking control, please. That first cop had his gun basically pointed at his partner the whole time he was banging on the door and shouting. Who trained these guys, John Wick?

They would have shot the shit out of each other if he came out that door as soon as it opened with that BB gun. They were lasering each other. Poor positioning all around. Stack up behind each other, don't all crowd in that fatal funnel in front of the door.
And lose the stupid # bracelet. Those are fucking retarded.

[docfr8]

One of my homeboy's that I played HS football is the actual Sheriff of Stanislaus County.. Another tweeker bites the dust

[Vamooska]

Originally Posted by Dr Thrumpkinz ↗

Fucking police videos confuse me.
On one hand, not one of them pulled their triggers early--really perfect timing on that score.
But on the other hand, fuck why they needed to go in that room so badly, fuck how they got that key, and fuck the police in general--for their military-grade, precedent setting, bargey demeanours.

And you will be the first whiny bitch moaning cuz they show up in 5 minutes instead of 2 cuz your mongo bitch girlfriend is whoopin yer ass.

[monkuar]

Originally Posted by Dr Thrumpkinz ↗

But on the other hand, fuck why they needed to go in that room so badly, fuck how they got that key, and fuck the police in general--for their military-grade, precedent setting, bargey demeanours.

Felony warrants would do that

[b1gpoppa]

Originally Posted by pokerplay ↗

Someone else one-up Thanks this unabashed expression of the white-man's emotion!!. Feel damn you all...feel!!!!

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