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Community Forum · Est. 2006
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04-04-2019, 09:15 AM
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Surprisingly the Adidas Baseball Cap Couldn't Keep a Part of His Brain Inside
when he crashed riding his yamaha. Yesterday the victim had a collision with a truck and at this time, there is no known identity of the victim and the truck driver is still wanted by the police as he was fleeing the scene of an accident. The victim came down from a flyover, then turned left against the direction of traffic, then a collision occurred. The victim riding a blu Yamaha Mio motorcycle was suffered severe damage to the front. The victim was found dead on the spot because of serious head injuries. |
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04-04-2019, 12:21 PM
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 The Devil's Left Hand Poster Rank:70 Male Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 22,203 22,203Posts 43,092Thanked 9,551Quoted 21Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Surprisingly the Adidas Baseball Cap Couldn't Keep a Part of His Brain Inside
If you're dumb enough to ride in flip flops and a baseball cap, you fully deserve whatever injuries you suffer.  Also, are the cops taking these pictures for their own personal enjoyment, or door official documentation and evidence? I've often wondered about that. |
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04-04-2019, 01:40 PM
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| The Candyman With the Windowless Van Poster Rank:142 Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 11,826 11,826Posts 10,857Thanked 6,222Quoted 32Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Surprisingly the Adidas Baseball Cap Couldn't Keep a Part of His Brain Inside
They should know better than to move an accident victim like that. For heaven's sake, they could kill him! He had at least half a brain before they picked him up and moved him, and I've known quite a few people who have lived a long time with half a brain or even less. |
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04-04-2019, 03:29 PM
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Re: Surprisingly the Adidas Baseball Cap Couldn't Keep a Part of His Brain Inside
I'm amazed how well the flip-flops protected his feet from injury. |
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04-04-2019, 07:43 PM
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Re: Surprisingly the Adidas Baseball Cap Couldn't Keep a Part of His Brain Inside
Best brain drooling ever on Documenting Reality IMHO. Dropped a big load of brain right before they set him down, his brains had the consistency and hang time of a big turd. His co-worders always called the baseball cap guy "shit for brains"...
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04-04-2019, 08:52 PM
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 Ph-Italian Vulpino Poster Rank:60 Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 25,489
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Re: Surprisingly the Adidas Baseball Cap Couldn't Keep a Part of His Brain Inside
I just don't understand how ****** ride with flip-flops on.. if one was to do that on a Harley Davidson, they would have some big ass Fred Flintstone calluses on the shifter foot  |
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04-04-2019, 10:06 PM
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Re: Surprisingly the Adidas Baseball Cap Couldn't Keep a Part of His Brain Inside
only thing I can think of, is...gloop.
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04-04-2019, 10:11 PM
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| My Rank: MASTER GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:350 "IT"-Species; Genus-genius Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,611 3,611Posts 5,349Thanked 618Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Surprisingly the Adidas Baseball Cap Couldn't Keep a Part of His Brain Inside
That’s why mama always said to wear clean underwear. Sailed over the flyover and turned against the flow of traffic. Well, what did he expect was gonna happen? Literally brainless. |
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04-04-2019, 11:43 PM
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Re: Surprisingly the Adidas Baseball Cap Couldn't Keep a Part of His Brain Inside
Look at all the flip flops...Safety fifth!
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04-05-2019, 03:03 AM
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| My Rank: FIRST LIEUTENANT Poster Rank:243 Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 5,926 5,926Posts 6,634Thanked 873Quoted 4Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Surprisingly the Adidas Baseball Cap Couldn't Keep a Part of His Brain Inside
They're not ******, they're Asians!  |
