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No one has made a “clean up in aisle 5” joke yet. This is unacceptable. Get your shit together people

Sorry, I was trying to think of a comment that was not only highly offensive, but also humorous, and then it needed to be a "pun" as well, and I came up empty.
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And also, there was no evidence of Squirrel Elements, either. So what can I say?
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Sorry, I was trying to think of a comment that was not only highly offensive, but also humorous, and then it needed to be a "pun" as well, and I came up empty.
Headline: Man Checks Out Ex-Girlfriend in Supermarket
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Only a fucking idiot would tattoo the Nike Swoosh onto their body.
Reminds me of all the people with Monster energy drink logo tattoos.
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He makes enforcing the death penalty for this crime look easy. What an eternal douche of the douchiest douche-baggery!
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Only a fucking idiot would tattoo the Nike Swoosh onto their body.
Or maybe a tranny.
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His drag name is stabbatha
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Re: Supermarket Employee Stabbed to Death By Ex-Boyfriend

FFS hit the prick with something, a lot to choose from

yeah sure dude.
i'm sure you'd jump right in the fray to attack a psycho who is actively stabbing and and brandishing a gun*, using nothing but random groceries you find around you.



*turned out to be fake. that is irrelevant.
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yeah sure dude.
i'm sure you'd jump right in the fray to attack a psycho who is actively stabbing and and brandishing a gun*, using nothing but random groceries you find around you.



*turned out to be fake. that is irrelevant.
Turned out i forgot all about the imitation gun I thought it was just a knife, bag of flour in the eyes would have rendered him blind, giving you time to smash him in the face with frozen/fresh turkey

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Re: Supermarket Employee Stabbed to Death By Ex-Boyfriend

Like they say: "There's two sides to every argument".
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