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04-19-2017, 04:44 PM
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Re: Suicide by Slitting Own Throat with DULL Knife
Seriously? A fucking mosquito could do more damage. Are we sure he died? He'd of done better job giving blood to the NHS. |
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04-19-2017, 04:46 PM
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 ]~Resident Asshole~[ Poster Rank:297 Stands to Pee Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 4,333 Mentioned: 12 Post(s) Quoted: 2203 Post(s)
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Re: Suicide by Slitting Own Throat with DULL Knife
the ONLY thing that would have been less effective would be trying to slit your own throat with handful of jello
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04-19-2017, 05:10 PM
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There are plastic knives that could do better than that  If he would have had a mirror, he could have done better  |
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04-19-2017, 05:39 PM
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This is both sad and hilarious at the same time.   |
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04-19-2017, 05:49 PM
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Death by friction burn? That's a new one on me. |
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04-19-2017, 07:14 PM
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Holy fuck, that's some damn determination going on right there. He should of asked the Dentist for some dental floss, probably would of done a better job.
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04-20-2017, 01:06 AM
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Re: Suicide by Slitting Own Throat with DULL Knife
Talk about a serious case of the Mondays. "Damn it, I left my good knife at home. Oh well too late to go back now. I'll just use my butter knife from breakfast."
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04-20-2017, 10:42 AM
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Re: Suicide by Slitting Own Throat with DULL Knife
Should make this a Sticky! Pretty damn amazing footage.. better than those ISIS throat slitting vids in most ways, cos the guy is calmly sawing away at his own damn throat with the bluntest knife ever. Amazing. Just when you think he's dead (I was waiting for a pool of blood below him though), the bastard reaches for the knife again lol. Far out. |
