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03-24-2022, 08:48 PM
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Suicide - Russian Man Jumps in Front of Train - Moscow
From Telegram: At the Polyanka station of the Moscow metro, the self-liquidator decided to RIP and dived under the train |
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03-24-2022, 08:51 PM
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Re: Suicide - Russian Man Jumps in Front of Train - Moscow
Was he plugging his nose?  |
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03-24-2022, 08:56 PM
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Re: Suicide - Russian Man Jumps in Front of Train - Moscow
Poor boy thought he was diving into a pool. How’d that train get in here?
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03-24-2022, 09:04 PM
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Re: Suicide - Russian Man Jumps in Front of Train - Moscow
Ηe plugged his nose trying to make equation with train's speed    |
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03-24-2022, 09:07 PM
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Re: Suicide - Russian Man Jumps in Front of Train - Moscow
The world can be a tough place  |
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03-24-2022, 09:15 PM
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Re: Suicide - Russian Man Jumps in Front of Train - Moscow
He was upset of his conscription letter and took the easy way out  |
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03-24-2022, 10:01 PM
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Re: Suicide - Russian Man Jumps in Front of Train - Moscow
No lifeguards anywhere!
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03-24-2022, 10:44 PM
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Re: Suicide - Russian Man Jumps in Front of Train - Moscow
Unfortunately that is the incorrect way to reach Platform 9 and 3/4, so yeah, he's quite dead. Damned muggles, always trying to steal me lucky charms  .
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