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#71
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08-25-2019, 02:31 AM
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 My Rank: SERGEANT Poster Rank:1161 Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 549 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 169 Post(s)
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Re: Suicide Jumper Lands on Guy on His Phone
Holy fuckin’ shit! He was going terminal velocity and then some. For a moment neither of the existed during that impact. He hit so Fucking hard the witness straight up went into rewind. He had to undo part of his day after seeing that. Shit.
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#72
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08-25-2019, 03:26 AM
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 ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:1434 Alpha Bitch Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 406 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 143 Post(s)
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Re: Suicide Jumper Lands on Guy on His Phone
If I’m going to die in a gruesome way, let it be quick and instant like this.
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#74
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08-25-2019, 03:22 PM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:2882 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 138 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 4 Post(s)
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Re: Suicide Jumper Lands on Guy on His Phone
That one guy in black is all nonchalant about seeing this. Looks up and then looks down to see if any got on his pants
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#75
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08-25-2019, 06:50 PM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:2852 attack helicopter Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 141 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 52 Post(s)
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Re: Suicide Jumper Lands on Guy on His Phone
the confusion! then dude checking to see if any of it got on his pants...
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#76
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08-25-2019, 11:33 PM
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 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:64 Dick Pic In Profile Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 24,126 Mentioned: 80 Post(s) Quoted: 13841 Post(s)
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Re: Suicide Jumper Lands on Guy on His Phone
Even more impressive: It's suicide-murder. You usually have to be Muslim to rearrange that cart and horse.  Gotta love how everyone else is just calm as fuck about it, like it's not their first time around high-jump hamburger. The dude in white just stops after almost getting hit by an entire fucking corpse and starts walking backwards looking up to make sure there are no more on the way, like he just noticed that it's starting to rain. At least one guy in the background looks like he's checking his clothes for splatter and saying, "Goddammit, I *just* picked these pants up from the dry cleaners yesterday!" |
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#77
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08-26-2019, 03:14 AM
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Re: Suicide Jumper Lands on Guy on His Phone
That person in the white just walking is about to have some serious nightmares. Wow.  |
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#80
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08-27-2019, 06:09 PM
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 +_+ Private +_+ Poster Rank:2176 'outie' Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 217 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 20 Post(s)
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Re: Suicide Jumper Lands on Guy on His Phone
Back Story: Apparently the guy on the phone was texting dick pics to the jumpers wife and they have been having an affair for the last three months. Ok, I made that up. That would be epic though... |
