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08-21-2019, 03:31 PM
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Best I can do on my phone.
Oooo!! Thanks a lot! Great slow mo
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Fucking ignorant drama queen cunt, feel for the innocet guys family and friends but fuck the selfish cunt that jumped, rot in hell you inconsiderate Penis !
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Dude was using the app for extra fast dead bastard delivery.
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I hope that motherfucker went straight to hell.
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Thus adding to the growing number of people who will die with the last thing they see being one of those electronic portable holes.
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When 'human Tetris' goes wrong .....
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That new Uber Eats driver got here fast . . .
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Re: Suicide Jumper Lands on Guy on His Phone

DON'T DO IT SHANE. MY GOD HE JUST BROKE HIMSELF IN HALF. SHANE MCMAHON JUST JUMPED OFF THE TITANTRON.


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