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Talk about piss poor landing but PRECISE timing
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Some people will do anything to test the durability of their phone case.

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if you jump and there are people underneath you, that is murder-suicide.
I'm thinking it'll be quite sometime before the jumper appears in court to defend that charge.
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Guy on phone was like "Wow, 5 new matches on tinder...things are looking up!"
I'm so mad I laughed at this bc the situation is extremely fucked up.
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I wonder if dude aimed for him lol. Probably not but damn, could you imagine? "I'm taking someone with me". I hate loud fuxx on their phone; splat!!!!
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"That guy's iPhone just fucking exploded Huan! Keep filming!"
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Re: Suicide Jumper Lands on Guy on His Phone

so, who died first? technically the guy standing there inflicted additional damage to the jumper and probably killed him first, if so, the bystander committed manslaughter
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so, who died first? technically the guy standing there inflicted additional damage to the jumper and probably killed him first, if so, the bystander committed manslaughter
Nahh its more likely the bystander broke his Neck in a snap when he got 80ish kilo's on the top of his head at a speed of 150+mph ..
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Poor guy... That DEFINITELY cracked his phone's screen.
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