[spyderguard]

I was completely speechless for about 10 seconds after watching this

[spyderguard]

Ok, now that I’ve regained my speech, nice Billie Jean impression by that guy in the white outfit

[The Grim Repper]

Guy on phone was like "Wow, 5 new matches on tinder...things are looking up!"

[DiamondSmiles]

This is why you make calls from the car with your hands free device or cell.

[DiamondSmiles]

Originally Posted by DaBigNob ↗

Fucking A! I hate goddamn cellphone zombies standing around, clogging up the sidewalks and grocery store isles, oblivious to everything around them, expecting you to fucking move out of their way as the stare down at the phone without even looking up. Fuck these people! He's just one out of billions but it's a start.

Also there are those dipshits who walk off the side of a ledge while texting or playing some stupid mobile game or whatever because they can't be bothered to look up and they expect the universe to stop obeying natural laws because they are playing fucking candy crush! Keep doing that! Keep using your cell phone in ways that result in your death! Please!

I bitch about them all the time! I want to hit them with my car.

[garfield1415]

damn, that was crazy! that poor guy!

[philovan]

Originally Posted by epiclulz ↗

if you jump and there are people underneath you, that is murder-suicide.

Technically, yes, but no need to worry about being punished by the law.

[lion]

Kamakaze jumper

[chinto]

How unlucky for the other guy.

[armeenia]

He is killer too now?