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#83
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08-29-2019, 07:17 AM
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Re: Suicide Jumper Lands on Guy on His Phone
Splat splat I was sending a text...all along a Saturday night !! (To the tune of "Splish Splash" by Bobby Darin.  |
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#86
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09-01-2019, 08:01 PM
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Re: Suicide Jumper Lands on Guy on His Phone
Thank you, without this valuable piece of information, I'd have no idea....  |
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#87
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09-04-2019, 01:14 PM
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Re: Suicide Jumper Lands on Guy on His Phone
It would be super weird if he was texting the guy who jumped.
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#88
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09-04-2019, 11:09 PM
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Re: Suicide Jumper Lands on Guy on His Phone
Christ, now I feel like I’m never gonna be safe texting in a shopping mall again, I’m gonna constantly be looking up at the ceiling like every 2 seconds to check for jumpers  |
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#89
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09-06-2019, 01:49 AM
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Re: Suicide Jumper Lands on Guy on His Phone
That guy in the back right he led his pants for splatter.. and jumper almost got the other dude after his bounce. Missed the birdie...
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#90
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09-06-2019, 09:01 AM
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Re: Suicide Jumper Lands on Guy on His Phone
Imagine if he was commenting on this thread and was just about to press POST when he got flattened. Dayum  |
