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01-30-2021, 03:35 PM
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Re: Suicide Jumper Lands on Fence

I don't know whether I want chocolate or vanilla ice cream. DAMN, I'm having a split decision... I'm just torn in half by this one.
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Re: Suicide Jumper Lands on Fence

That probably didn't kill him outright.
And hurt like fuck
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Re: Suicide Jumper Lands on Fence

Did his body detach itself from the legs? Or is it skewered? I would think sliced apart.
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Re: Suicide Jumper Lands on Fence

The grass is greener on my side of the fence!
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Yes, he's alright. He's in a better place now.
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damm that's gotta hurt
Yeah, it hurt. For approximately 0000000000.003 of a nano second.
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Love it when they tear down the fourth wall.
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Re: Suicide Jumper Lands on Fence

I hear: "He really jumped?"
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I don't know whether I want chocolate or vanilla ice cream. DAMN, I'm having a split decision... I'm just torn in half by this one.
Go with Neapolitan. You'll get vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry. It's a win, win.
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Re: Suicide Jumper Lands on Fence

Folded in half! Wow.


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