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06-05-2015, 02:05 PM
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 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:10 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 96,715
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Suicidal Woman Dies Falling on Edge of Rescue Jumping Cushion
A 27 year-old woman from a city in the Republic of Tatarstan, Russia died when emergency workers were unable to save her life when last Monday she threatened to jump from a suspension bridge. She was hanging on the support of the bridge and a rescue worker was trying to pull her up but nevertheless she fell and landed on the edge of a rescue jumping cushion when the fire brigade was trying to maneuver the cushion in the right place. She hit her head on the asphalt and she died after a few minutes from her injuries in an ambulance. |
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06-05-2015, 03:22 PM
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 Hell is full! Poster Rank:664 Human. Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 1,310 1,310Posts 1,603Thanked 216Quoted 1Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Suicidal Woman Dies Falling on Edge of Rescue Jumping Cushion
They need to look for another brand air bag as obviously that ones very ineffective.  |
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06-05-2015, 05:08 PM
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Re: Suicidal Woman Dies Falling on Edge of Rescue Jumping Cushion
Russian quality air cushion. Between fake hanging videos and real rescue videos, can Russians do anything right.
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06-05-2015, 06:53 PM
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| The Candyman With the Windowless Van Poster Rank:142 Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 11,828 11,828Posts 10,859Thanked 6,223Quoted 32Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Suicidal Woman Dies Falling on Edge of Rescue Jumping Cushion
Build nuclear warheads. They have over 7,000 of them and it would be unwise to assume that they don't work.
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06-05-2015, 06:57 PM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:665 ALL MAN ! Join Date: Oct 2014 Posts: 1,310 1,310Posts 2,195Thanked 231Quoted 3Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Suicidal Woman Dies Falling on Edge of Rescue Jumping Cushion
She didn't land on the edge of it, and they had it in a perfect position to catch her , but the airbag wasn't inflated enough or it wasn't heavy duty enough for the job, another job for Captain Hindsight me thinks !  |
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06-06-2015, 02:21 AM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:661 Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 1,319 1,319Posts 1,573Thanked 235Quoted 2Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Suicidal Woman Dies Falling on Edge of Rescue Jumping Cushion
No blood = 1/10 No crowd reaction = 1/10 Shitty rescue = 1/10 Form = 1/10 Overall = 1/10 = a disappointing performance  |
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06-06-2015, 08:10 AM
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 ★ PSYCHOPOMP ★ Poster Rank:104 Man Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 15,931 15,931Posts 10,743Thanked 1,298Quoted 9Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Suicidal Woman Dies Falling on Edge of Rescue Jumping Cushion
They went through all that work and all that trouble for nothing  |
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06-06-2015, 08:25 AM
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Re: Suicidal Woman Dies Falling on Edge of Rescue Jumping Cushion
There are a few hookers around here that would have kept that air bag full.  |
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06-06-2015, 09:01 AM
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 My Rank: SERGEANT MAJOR Poster Rank:308 Male Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 4,207 4,207Posts 4,731Thanked 419Quoted 1Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Suicidal Woman Dies Falling on Edge of Rescue Jumping Cushion
Perhaps, but when they're operated by a bunch of drunk Russian serfs, there is no telling where they will land. They are more a danger to themselves then anyone else.
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