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06-20-2022, 05:05 PM
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 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:11 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 95,871
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Suicidal Man About to Get Rescued Let Himself Fall from Roof of Building
A man trying to commit suicide was about to be rescued but at the last moment he let himself fall from the roof of a building in Nador, Marocco. He was brought to the Al-Hasani Hospital but died today.
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06-20-2022, 05:31 PM
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Re: Suicidal Man About to Get Rescued Let Himself Fall from Roof of Building
The fuck is everyone screaming for  ? Dude was hanging off the side of a building; I can scarcely believe they didn't see THAT one coming, and why are you gonna try to save someone who is being an asshole to people who are trying to save his life?Good riddance  |
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06-20-2022, 06:38 PM
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Re: Suicidal Man About to Get Rescued Let Himself Fall from Roof of Building
That fall looked reasonably survivable.
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06-20-2022, 06:58 PM
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 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:7 What we've got here is failure to communicate. Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 103,589
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Re: Suicidal Man About to Get Rescued Let Himself Fall from Roof of Building
He succeeded in offing himself, God loves a man of conviction.
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06-20-2022, 07:03 PM
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 Emperor of Uranus Poster Rank:29 I identify as kitchen ware Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 48,694 Mentioned: 27 Post(s) Quoted: 23967 Post(s)
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Re: Suicidal Man About to Get Rescued Let Himself Fall from Roof of Building
The guy crawling down from above is not exactly Spider-Man, is he?  |
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06-20-2022, 07:12 PM
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 My Rank: GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:594 Evil Cunt ({^}) Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 1,574 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 48 Post(s)
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Re: Suicidal Man About to Get Rescued Let Himself Fall from Roof of Building
I think youre right, Loopville. I'm pretty sure I would have survived, but I have cat-like reflexes.   |
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06-21-2022, 02:02 AM
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Re: Suicidal Man About to Get Rescued Let Himself Fall from Roof of Building
I believe his name is "Limpy the Squirrel Man". No, he isn't very dexturous. But he makes up for that by having terribly rotted teeth. |
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06-21-2022, 03:55 PM
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Re: Suicidal Man About to Get Rescued Let Himself Fall from Roof of Building
Me, too, I have cat-like speed combined with gorilla arms and retard strength. I'm almost invincible, hear me splat.
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