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12-11-2018, 09:04 AM
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 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:10 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 96,716
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Suicidal Grandmother Found in a 15 Meter Deep Well
Java, Some in-law (35) came to visit her but couldn't find her inside the house so the in-law asked two other family members (70 & 67) about her whereabouts but they couldn't provide an answer so together they started to search the area and went to the water well behind the vicxtim's house and found her in there. Police and a medical were notified who hoisted the body from the well and conducted an investigation on the body concluding no foul play or signs of abuse. Family and authorities strongly suspect she committed suicide and no autopsy was wanted on her body so the case is closed.  |
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12-11-2018, 09:24 AM
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| My Rank: STAFF SERGEANT Poster Rank:908 if you worship something, then you are a slave to that thing Join Date: Aug 2017 Posts: 826 826Posts 2,499Thanked 327Quoted 1Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Suicidal Grandmother Found in a 15 Meter Deep Well
maybe she was making a wish that her kids would finally visit, and she slipped? I know, she was pushed into the well, but couldn't get her chainsaw hand started, so the witch-demon down there killed her! wait! she saw a little white girl with really horrible hair-care crawl out and had a heart attack and fell in.... we're going to find out that she was another of Dump's illegal housekeepers and was about to tell her story... |
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12-11-2018, 10:30 AM
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Re: Suicidal Grandmother Found in a 15 Meter Deep Well
Rope wedgie!  |
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12-11-2018, 10:45 AM
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Re: Suicidal Grandmother Found in a 15 Meter Deep Well
I thought it was a joke! Like, "Why did the Granny jump down the well?", or "How many Grannies does it take to fill a well?" or "A Priest, a Granny, and a Well are stuck in a canoe..."
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12-11-2018, 10:58 AM
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Re: Suicidal Grandmother Found in a 15 Meter Deep Well
Check out that rigor mortis...as stiff as an old cum sock. Meh, she was 70. Just like with that lady that was 100 or something, it's not as if they had long healthy lives to live anymore. Not saying they deserved to die or be killed, but at this point it would be more of a relief than anything else. Not to have to wonder anymore what's gonna kill you or when you're gonna die  .
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12-11-2018, 11:18 AM
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 The Devil's Left Hand Poster Rank:70 Male Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 22,203 22,203Posts 43,093Thanked 9,551Quoted 21Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Suicidal Grandmother Found in a 15 Meter Deep Well
I wonder if she ingested something first, and then dropped into the well, or did she jump down and hope that the fall killed her  If she chose the latter, imagine her disappointment if she had lived? |
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12-11-2018, 11:56 AM
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Re: Suicidal Grandmother Found in a 15 Meter Deep Well
Maybe she was pushed in by the McCoughey (sp?) quintuplets. Didn't they fall down a well?
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12-11-2018, 11:58 AM
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Re: Suicidal Grandmother Found in a 15 Meter Deep Well
Q. What's the difference between a dump truck full of dead grannies, and a dump truck full of bowling balls? A. You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork. |
