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04-12-2023, 06:19 AM
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Re: Stupid Man Who Couldn't Wait to Cross the Street Run Over by Truck
I'm guessing alcohol was involved somehow. 
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04-12-2023, 09:18 AM
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Re: Stupid Man Who Couldn't Wait to Cross the Street Run Over by Truck
My dad decided to name his new truck “Stormtrooper”… That way he doesn’t fucking hit anything. |
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04-12-2023, 10:00 AM
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Re: Stupid Man Who Couldn't Wait to Cross the Street Run Over by Truck
From now on we can rate all vids on their "Habib factor." On a log scale, so a 1 is .0001% and dumb as this guy but a 9 is 10% as dumb |
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04-12-2023, 10:21 AM
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Re: Stupid Man Who Couldn't Wait to Cross the Street Run Over by Truck
The amount of stupidity in this world is unreal
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04-12-2023, 05:16 PM
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Re: Stupid Man Who Couldn't Wait to Cross the Street Run Over by Truck
I like the way he flopped until the tires. Floppy got flopped!!! |
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04-12-2023, 05:17 PM
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Re: Stupid Man Who Couldn't Wait to Cross the Street Run Over by Truck
I like the way he flopped under the tires. Floppy got flopped!!! |
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04-13-2023, 12:20 AM
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Re: Stupid Man Who Couldn't Wait to Cross the Street Run Over by Truck
Maybe he thought he was a chicken?  |
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04-13-2023, 12:27 AM
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Re: Stupid Man Who Couldn't Wait to Cross the Street Run Over by Truck
When I go and see movies like "Fast and Furious" I always joke about how all the enemy guys went to the George Lucas "Stormtrooper Firearms Training Course". (I think they also train "Henchmen" and "Minions" there as well!) "DID YOU LIKE STAR WARS!?!? YOU TOO can shoot like a Stormtrooper, after our 3 day firearms handling course! The first day is plinking, and then the next 2 days are drinking, and then on the 4th day you get your diploma!" |
