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Extreme embalming. Look it up. I think it's cool as fuck.

Ever hear someone say, or thought to yourself, "that just didn't look like Jimmy." It's because he's lying down; gravity has an effect on the face & jaw. Prop the person up and they'll look better. It's how we're used to seeing each other.

I'd prefer a sky burial. If not that, then a green burial; just throw me in a mushroom casket and put me near a tree.
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I'd like to be fired from a canon into a volcano.
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You could always do something absolutely awful and horrendous and live forever through fear
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Ya hor, black people don look pale even after they are dead.
Why not? Same for white, they just need to apply lipstick.
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They know how to party.
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so what if his glasses are upside down
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Looks like Max from shottas
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What in the fuk. And I’m sure they think that was a heavenly send off,
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They were just checking to see if he was faking. They knew he never let a joint go to waste.
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