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12-01-2017, 02:08 PM
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 Curmudgeonly Jackwagon Poster Rank:185 Country Trash Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 8,306
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Stop, Drop, and Rolllllllllllll
Guatemala. A stickup artist allegedly robbed and murdered a young shopkeeper yesterday morning. He was quickly apprehended by the police, but the local Neighborhood Watch decided to eschew the slowly-churning wheels of justice this time around. So a mob of about 150 citizens gathered at the local police station to await the suspect's arrival. Once he arrived in custody, the mob ordered the beat cop who brought him in to hand him over. Not favoring the odds, the policia complied without hesitation. The mob proceed to beat the assailant's ass while he was still handcuffed and then lit him ablaze right in front of the police station. Points, at least, to this poor bastard for trying to actually roll that fucker of a fire out instead of lying there screaming and praying for rain as many others in similar situations have done. Not that it did him much good. |
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12-01-2017, 04:52 PM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:150 Join Date: Nov 2017 Posts: 11,213 11,213Posts 2,531Thanked 2,440Quoted 21Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Stop, Drop, and Rolllllllllllll
With his hands tied behind his back so that he couldn't even attempt to remove his clothing. Now that was fucking brutal.  |
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12-01-2017, 06:16 PM
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 My Rank: STAFF SERGEANT Poster Rank:813 Female Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 963 963Posts 1,578Thanked 133Quoted 1Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Stop, Drop, and Rolllllllllllll
Looks brutal but if he indeed robbed and killed someone..  |
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12-01-2017, 06:58 PM
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| ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:92 Male Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 17,193 17,193Posts 44,961Thanked 4,709Quoted 8Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Stop, Drop, and Rolllllllllllll
If they got the right guy, it's not a problem. No loss. He did it to himself. So he must not have minded that much. Sometimes justice is swift.
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12-01-2017, 07:26 PM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:477 yes Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 2,283 2,283Posts 7,547Thanked 531Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Stop, Drop, and Rolllllllllllll
Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!  |
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12-01-2017, 08:49 PM
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 My Rank: MASTER SERGEANT Poster Rank:491 male Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 2,157 2,157Posts 3,945Thanked 286Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Stop, Drop, and Rolllllllllllll
My balls are hot tonight babe
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#9
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12-01-2017, 09:26 PM
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 My Rank: GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:673 Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 1,299 1,299Posts 1,952Thanked 190Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Stop, Drop, and Rolllllllllllll
Liar liar pants on fire
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