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02-17-2021, 04:16 AM
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Re: Still Alive After Being Shot in the Face
Jesus, someone put the poor fucker out of his misery!
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02-17-2021, 04:50 AM
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Re: Still Alive After Being Shot in the Face
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02-17-2021, 05:12 AM
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Re: Still Alive After Being Shot in the Face
Sense of sight loss? Check Sense of smell loss? Check Sense of taste loss? Check Sense of hearing loss? Check Permanent tinnitus? Check Permanent vertigo? Check Horrid pain for months to come? Check Need to commit suicide? Renewed with a vengeance! Every time I watch something like this I truly believe there should be a free booklet explaining the proper way to off yourself with a firearm. Or at least give three infallible ways to do it: Method 1.- Place the muzzle right between your eyes pointing straight towards your back and pull the trigger without jerking it. Method 2.- Place the muzzle just behind the ear pointing straight towards the opposite side and pull the trigger without jerking it. Method 3.- Open your mouth wide, insert muzzle into mouth pointing it at roughly 45 degrees up and pull the trigger. I promise you will not hear the report of the firearm. P.D. If you ever feel the urge to commit suicide because you're a total failure, make sure you hire a hit man. |