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Re: Stiff As a Board Hanger Found High Up in a Tree

This brings to mind a simple question - how the fuck did he get up there?!? He didn't have to climb quite that far to hang himself. I had a coworker use jumper cables to commit suicide in a kneeling position hanging off a tree. Ground level.

Kudos to him for making it a challenge, though.
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Re: Stiff As a Board Hanger Found High Up in a Tree

Needs less rescue, more chainsaw...
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Re: Stiff As a Board Hanger Found High Up in a Tree

Damn.. he was like a wooden plank
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Re: Stiff As a Board Hanger Found High Up in a Tree

If I ever decide to kill myself by hanging, I'm going to get a long rope and climb high enough that the drop will break my neck. Don't fancy dangling while slowly strangling.
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Re: Stiff As a Board Hanger Found High Up in a Tree

If I ever decide to kill myself by hanging, I'm going to get a long rope and climb high enough that the drop will break my neck. Don't fancy dangling while slowly strangling.
You're right. The suspense would kill you.
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Re: Stiff As a Board Hanger Found High Up in a Tree

It would’ve been way cooler if they just cut him loose and let him drop.
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Re: Stiff As a Board Hanger Found High Up in a Tree

tat must be his tree ..
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Re: Stiff As a Board Hanger Found High Up in a Tree

Just leave him there at this point, nature will reclaim him.


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