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09-14-2022, 01:48 AM
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Re: Squished by Own Car.

From all the wailing we can hear towards the end, it is quite safe to assume he passed away.
RIP Mechanically-savvy Common-Sense-Empty Vietnamese man.
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Nobody thought to reverse it? Wtf
maybe they thought the empty car was possessed and no one dared to enter
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He Do Dat Park King Wong Si Li Boi
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Why oh why did she OPEN the garage door? My head literally shook up and down to the rhythm of the grooves of the garage door, thinking about every last one pressing his mushed skull into the car again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again. Oh then there's that final huge most likely razor sharp gash in the bottom of the door as well. Hopefully that part missed him though.
Thanks when he started screaming, when the garage door was raised, so, yeah.... safe to assume that that door tore & mangled him further. Maybe it's even what killed him
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What an absolutely retarded way to die.
This is how the new Chekov kid on Star Trek died.
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Final destination by wall-mart
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maybe they thought the empty car was possessed and no one dared to enter
That SUV had the soul of CHRISTINE .John Carpenter 1983
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Oooohhhhh raising the garage door was UNWISE. They probably shredded him.
UNWISE? You are the epytome of political correctness!

Like in the UNWISE syndrome, AKA Down syndrome!
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I bet it was a manual and the women did not know how to work one. It pays to know how to drive stick
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Re: Squished by Own Car.

Someone should have called "Car Shield".


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