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09-13-2022, 02:27 PM
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 NOT THE BOSS Poster Rank:30 ᴀᴅᴍɪɴɪᴤᴛʀᴀᴛᴏʀ Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 47,742
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Squished by Own Car.
A man was working on his automatic car and left it on drive. It ended up squishing him into the garage doors.
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09-13-2022, 02:29 PM
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 Addict Of Misery Poster Rank:70 Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 22,177 Mentioned: 18 Post(s) Quoted: 9547 Post(s)
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Re: Squished by Own Car.
What an absolutely retarded way to die. 
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09-13-2022, 03:18 PM
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Re: Squished by Own Car.
Regardless of his current health status, he kept his carport super tidy. Probably the cleanest carport in that country.
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09-13-2022, 04:24 PM
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Re: Squished by Own Car.
That was a tidy carport ^^^ Coulda had the wifey in the drivers seat to hold the fucking brake if he knew it was in gear...   |
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09-13-2022, 04:29 PM
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Re: Squished by Own Car.
Nobody thought to reverse it? Wtf
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09-13-2022, 04:35 PM
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Re: Squished by Own Car.
That's what I was thinking. Don't back the car up, just wander around like a bunch of lemmings with thumbs up their asses. I'd hope one of my family members would back the f**king car off me. |
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09-13-2022, 05:13 PM
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Re: Squished by Own Car.
Each adult that came near, I was like "oh ok, THIS one will reverse it..". I totally understand the first lady's natural instinct to push the car back. I can understand that panic. Everything after that, I can't understand. To not even try is baffling. I've never been in that situation but hope I'd react better |
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09-13-2022, 05:33 PM
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Re: Squished by Own Car.
Oooohhhhh raising the garage door was UNWISE. They probably shredded him.
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09-13-2022, 05:55 PM
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Re: Squished by Own Car.
He thought he was on a brake.
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