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10-12-2021, 08:12 AM
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| My Rank: FIRST LIEUTENANT Poster Rank:238 Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 5,940 Mentioned: 4 Post(s) Quoted: 873 Post(s)
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Re: ~Spectator Killed During Rally Race~
Poor bastard felt safer standing on the pick-up bed and not on the dirt by the side of the track. Well, Mr. Murphy sure can manage to find the right spot on the road for a tire to bump so the vehicle can jump and fall right on top of the pick up truck and hit both spectators. |
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#12
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10-12-2021, 10:06 AM
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Re: ~Spectator Killed During Rally Race~
Those people are obviously not Documenting Reality members! DR members learn to not to be within 200 ft. of rally race tracks, avoid airshows altogether, not roll inside giant Russian hamster balls down a mountainside, never to 'do crazy', never talk to 'The Man', don't trust whitey and never point a weapon at anything we don't intend to destroy! Oh, and when driving a Fedex truck thru a crowd of disadvantaged youth, never stop and keep moving! |
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#13
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10-12-2021, 01:27 PM
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| My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:3361 Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 107 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 13 Post(s)
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Re: ~Spectator Killed During Rally Race~
The guy in the black vest was checking his car out, he didn't give a shit about the guy on the floor...
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#15
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10-12-2021, 02:19 PM
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| ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:99 Male Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 16,591 Mentioned: 7 Post(s) Quoted: 4577 Post(s)
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Re: ~Spectator Killed During Rally Race~
DR viewers ALSO DON'T: Do electrical work on roofs. Climb electrical transmission towers for a better view. Ride on racing boats. Put firecrackers in either refrigerators, or our own butts. Try to negotiate with drug kingpins. Move towering scaffolds around on the street. Work in a firework factory. Work in a Fire Factory. Work in ANY Chinese factory. Work in a Tire factory. Loiter around machines that spin, stamp things, roll wire, or have robotic arms that flail around. Drive a small scooter in heavy truck traffic. Be anywhere NEAR a steam roller in China. (No matter HOW SLOW it is operating!) Poke volcanoes with a big stick. Feed grizzly bears a cookie of any type. Do street shows involving snakes. Never make friends with squirrel elements. |
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10-12-2021, 02:25 PM
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| ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:99 Male Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 16,591 Mentioned: 7 Post(s) Quoted: 4577 Post(s)
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Re: ~Spectator Killed During Rally Race~
I almost forgot: DR viewers also do not: Disassemble hand-grenades or artillery shells using hammers. Fly helicopters while drunk. Do any kind of BASE Jumping or Bungee-jumping, especially where the rope is just a rope. |
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#17
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10-12-2021, 02:29 PM
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Re: ~Spectator Killed During Rally Race~
Drive drunk. Make stupid-ass u-turns anywhere. Disobey traffic signs and signals. Live in a war/police action/conflict zone for any reason. Use pivot chairs as scaffolding. Smoke while refueling. Oh man this list could go on, and on, and on... |
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#18
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10-12-2021, 06:30 PM
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| ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:99 Male Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 16,591 Mentioned: 7 Post(s) Quoted: 4577 Post(s)
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Re: ~Spectator Killed During Rally Race~
Yeah, but I only listed the ones I could come up with in 3 seconds. There are probably millions of them.
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