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09-18-2019, 07:01 AM
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 ⋆Bunnylord⋆ Poster Rank:49 HAVE YANNI SPAY OR NEUTERED! Join Date: Jun 2016 Posts: 30,713
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Speciãl Request
A Brazilian guitarist is killed with a jammed up toilet gun.
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09-18-2019, 07:07 AM
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 The Devil's Left Hand Poster Rank:70 Male Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 22,183 Mentioned: 18 Post(s) Quoted: 9550 Post(s)
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Re: Speciãl Request
I'd like to personally thank the gunman for doing what we all wanted to do had we been there.
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09-18-2019, 10:38 AM
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 My Rank: GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:681 Male Join Date: Jan 2019 Posts: 1,264 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 345 Post(s)
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Re: Speciãl Request
Ummm was he fucked up? And the guy running up on him like that?  Why is this murder confusing... |
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09-18-2019, 11:36 AM
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Re: Speciãl Request
His gun jammed as he came up on him--that shit always makes things weird.
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#5
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09-18-2019, 11:53 AM
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Re: Speciãl Request
Playing his death Ode.. must not have liked his unsatisfactory performance  |
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09-18-2019, 12:13 PM
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| The Devil's Left Hand Poster Rank:70 Male Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 22,183 Mentioned: 18 Post(s) Quoted: 9550 Post(s)
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Re: Speciãl Request
Yep. When it jams, there's always that awkward silence, and then the two parties make delicate eye contact, like a boy & girl at a junior high dance.
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09-18-2019, 12:33 PM
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Re: Speciãl Request
Precisely. Or, a boy who's been ejected from that dance for drinking alcohol & a limo driver who's parked outside doing cocaine. |
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#9
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09-18-2019, 12:35 PM
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 Part of Chris' Harem Poster Rank:831 Female Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 923 Mentioned: 14 Post(s) Quoted: 461 Post(s)
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Re: Speciãl Request
Damn, I would have quickly started wailing that guitar at that dude until he stopped moving.
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#10
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09-18-2019, 01:04 PM
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 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:11 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 95,219
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Re: Speciãl Request
no further home concerts for this musical "talent" anymore  |
