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05-26-2026, 10:55 PM
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South African Man Shot Multiple Times Inside Restaurant
Table View, Cape Town, South Africa A 33-year-old man was murdered after two gunmen stormed into a popular restaurant and shot him multiple times, before taking off with his laptop and phone. According to a bystander, two gunmen shot the man several times. The gunmen then came back into the restaurant to finish him off, before stealing his laptop and phone. |
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05-27-2026, 12:49 AM
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Re: South African Man Shot Multiple Times Inside Restaurant
He went there to eat food. He ate a lead dessert instead.   |
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05-27-2026, 02:02 AM
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Re: South African Man Shot Multiple Times Inside Restaurant
He took the first series of bullets like a champ though.
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05-27-2026, 02:05 AM
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Re: South African Man Shot Multiple Times Inside Restaurant
that sure wasn't a normal laptop/phone robbery. His last views in Table View was his table view.
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05-27-2026, 05:42 AM
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Re: South African Man Shot Multiple Times Inside Restaurant
Quickly, hide under that fat woman's tits. I mean, it's really something when your breasts rest where the meal is supposed to go. |
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05-27-2026, 09:53 AM
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Re: South African Man Shot Multiple Times Inside Restaurant
Meanwhile... after the gunshots, the beefalo return to their grazing area...
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05-27-2026, 11:23 PM
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Re: South African Man Shot Multiple Times Inside Restaurant
That dude got killed more times than an alley cat! He burnt through all nine there!
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05-27-2026, 11:23 PM
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Re: South African Man Shot Multiple Times Inside Restaurant
Either those are two of the worst hitmen ever or he’s one tough son-of-a-bitch. He took a couple shots to the head and just looked at the guy. Took a few more shots and sank some but they came back inside with a rifle and he still wasn’t dead. |
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05-28-2026, 01:40 AM
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Re: South African Man Shot Multiple Times Inside Restaurant
The "Second Gunman" is seriously retarded. He thinks he is Zorro in the second attack. Does he know how firearms work, that it doesn't help to accelerate the bullets by slinging / pushing the gun as you fire?
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