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A problematic Sorceress has been captured, tortured, and likely killed by the victims of her most recent village-wide spell of erectile dysfunction in Enga, Papua New Guinea.

Originally Posted by Anonymous Victim #1

It also hurts and it itches.
It's not that we can't get erections anymore, it's that we don't want to. It sucks.
Our penises all suck now because of that skinny bitch!
Now we have to hire security, probably that effing Witch's nephews, to help us keep the rest of Earth's men away from our females.

I know this isn't your problem, but what would you have done?

Originally Posted by Anonymous Victim #2

Yes it fucking itches!
What do you think?
Or it hurts. It's not worth it anymore.
Where was the UN on all of this?

Originally Posted by Terry

Where was the UN?

[rhubarb_king]

PNG can be a brutal place. Living in Australia, I've met many from there, and they have nothing but dark stories to tell about living there. A few have told me "Live there, and you will see at least one decapitated head."

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Originally Posted by rhubarb_king ↗

PNG can be a brutal place. Living in Australia, I've met many from there, and they have nothing but dark stories to tell about living there. A few have told me "Live there, and you will see at least one decapitated head."

Well at least they don't have Bald Eagles. I fucking hate those Chicken skyjackers.

[rhubarb_king]

We have "Bin Chickens" here in Aus (Called an "Ibis"). We have a state premier who looks like one too.

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Originally Posted by rhubarb_king ↗

We have "Bin Chickens" here in Aus (Called an "Ibis"). We have a state premier who looks like one too.

What's their name?

This is a piece of writing called "Killing An Ibis", by Heathcote Williams.

[michael64]

It's simple and obvious.
You can't get it up, because you are a bunch of impotent losers.
Your women are little more than cavewomen, and your people are a genetic dead end.
It's time for you to disappear.
African men hate women anyway.
It's written all over your "culture".
Go ahead and kill each other, the world will miss none of you.

[gimlet]

Hot poker from the fire in the ass. Probably turns on some people, but I just find it really depressing, like animal cruelty.

New Guinea is full of swarthy savages and is only 93 miles from Australia, just like the USA and Cuba. Here is some info. cut and pasted from WIKIPEDIA:

"Large areas of New Guinea are yet to be explored by scientists and anthropologists. The Indonesian province of West Papua is home to an estimated 44 uncontacted tribal groups.[23]

Before about 1930, European maps showed the highlands as uninhabited forests.[43] When first flown over by aircraft, numerous settlements with agricultural terraces and stockades were observed. The most startling discovery took place on 4 August 1938, when Richard Archbold discovered the Grand Valley of the Baliem River, which had 50,000 yet-undiscovered Stone Age farmers living in orderly villages. The people, known as the Dani, were the last society of its size to make first contact with the rest of the world.[44] A 1930 expedition led by the prospector Michael Lehay also encountered an indigenous group in the highlands. The inhabitants, believing themselves to be the only people in the world and, having never seen Europeans before, initially believed the explorers to be spirits of the dead due to the local belief that a person's skin turned white when they died and crossed into the land of the dead.[45]"

[gimlet]

Originally Posted by Dr Thrumpkinz ↗

Well at least they don't have Bald Eagles. I fucking hate those Chicken skyjackers.

I was riding a bike on Sanibel Island, Florida in March in a deserted mangrove swamp. Two bald eagles were following me circling overhead, they appeared to be sizing me up and trying to decide if I tasted good...

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Originally Posted by gimlet ↗

I was riding a bike on Sanibel Island, Florida in March in a deserted mangrove swamp. Two bald eagles were following me circling overhead, they appeared to be sizing me up and trying to decide if I tasted good...

Where I live is effing infested with them. They're as thick as COVIDs here. We have to keep our mail slots taped up.

[gimlet]

Originally Posted by Dr Thrumpkinz ↗

Where I live is effing infested with them. They're as thick as COVIDs here. We have to keep our mail slots taped up.

The bald eagles steal your welfare and COVID stimulus checks from your mail boxes? Do they not know that is a federal crime?

Do you live in Guatemala?