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Amazing creatures. The guy was dead. They should have just stuck around to film it eat the guy. It would have tried and most likely succeeded in the process. Would have been amazing to watch it stretch its mouth over his head and shoulders.
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Since the subject has come up, the movie "ANACONDA" with Jack Black, opens on Dec 25th.

3 guys and a girl decide to make a movie with no money, so they have to fake everything. They DO rent an Anaconda, but then they kill it accidentally, so they have to go into the jungle and find another one to star in their movie.

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Leave that snake alone assholes! It won fair and square, so let it eat its prize!
If you truly feel this way, why don't you put one of your love ones instead. Asshole.
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Anacondas are not to mess with squeezing force is around 90 PSI which is when a schoolbus parks on your chest plus a bite force of 900 PSI performed by its backward-curving teeth.
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slovenly means "messy, dirty", not lethargic/slow/lazy
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slovenly means "messy, dirty", not lethargic/slow/lazy
Morton meant to say slothenly.
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Snake bit off more than he could chew...
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What, were suddenly on the snakes side? Fuck that. Kill the son of a bitch AND his family. Sends a message to the rest of the snakes, you know?
Yes. I would prefer that we kill every single one that is anywhere near areas where humans live. For people that love them, then they can get together and live with them. Punish people who illegally keep wild animals with a minimum of ten years to really send a message.
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What, were suddenly on the snakes side? Fuck that. Kill the son of a bitch AND his family. Sends a message to the rest of the snakes, you know?
I think that might be a disproportionate response. Like, the wrong scale.
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Do snakes really entrap someone so fast they’re unable to maneuver out of it?
I could be wrong, but I seem to remember they climb trees and then drop on their prey
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