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10-20-2019, 01:20 PM
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Re: Skeletal Remains Found of a Man in the Desert
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : Did your parents have any children that lived? Private Gomer Pyle : Sir, yes, sir. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : I bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece! What's your name fat body? Private Gomer Pyle : Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : Lawrence? Lawrence what... of Arabia? Private Gomer Pyle : Sir, no, sir. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : That name sounds like royalty. Are you royalty? Private Gomer Pyle : Sir, no, sir. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : Do you suck dicks? Private Gomer Pyle : Sir, no, sir. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Private Gomer Pyle : Sir, no, sir. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : I don't like the name Lawrence, only ******* and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle. Private Gomer Pyle : Sir, yes, sir.  · |
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10-20-2019, 10:43 PM
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Re: Skeletal Remains Found of a Man in the Desert
I'd like to know what led him to such an isolated site it took six months for someone to stumble upon him. The discarded jacket makes me wonder if he got altitude sickness and even though hypothermic, felt hot & started to remove his outerwear.
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