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Re: Silly Brazilians and Their Dull Blades

That was nukkin' futz! Victim with his head half cut off regains consciousness and starts screaming and flailing around. Can you imagine him getting up and running away and half wit Latino man is chasing him with a machete like a cook chasing a chicken?
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Re: Silly Brazilians and Their Dull Blades

remind me to never go to brazil. on another subject i never find any threads im looking for with the search engine.. looking for 2 vids that should be on here, #1 is 2 dudes in mexico or somewhere fighting in the street with long kitchen knives and the one dude gets the other rather quickly

#2 is in china or somewhere some kid is bullying another kid when the victim pulls a big knife from his shopping bag during the struggle and stabs the "bully".. would be glad if any1 could provide the links via PM or here thank you
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Re: Silly Brazilians and Their Dull Blades

Is there not a single person in Brazil who knows how to sharpen a knife?
They actually do know ... they take the blade, and rub it back and forth on the bottom of their white flip flops! Good enough!
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Re: Silly Brazilians and Their Dull Blades

I think the hole dull-blades thing is done on purpose... scarier to be beheaded with 78 machete strikes than only 2-3....
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Re: Silly Brazilians and Their Dull Blades

I bet when he started hacking away, he thought to himself, this is going to be long night, I wonder if I can claim overtime?
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Re: Silly Brazilians and Their Dull Blades

They actually do know ... they take the blade, and rub it back and forth on the bottom of their white flip flops! Good enough!
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Re: Silly Brazilians and Their Dull Blades

I think the hole dull-blades thing is done on purpose... scarier to be beheaded with 78 machete strikes than only 2-3....
You know it! I've even seen them use the blunt side before. I like the trying to chop through fabric and/or hair videos too.
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Re: Silly Brazilians and Their Dull Blades

If the goal is to cause as much suffering as possible, I think they did a pretty decent job.
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Re: Silly Brazilians and Their Dull Blades

When the sound of a machete is a thud, you know it’s going to take a while.

By the way, don’t they purposely dull the blades for it to be more painful? I think in a recent video it showed a few of them standing next to the victim grinding the blades against the cement. I wasn’t sure if this was to intimidate the victim with the sound of what’s about to come, or to just make shit painful.


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