[gimlet]

"I killed that Haji Right there!"

"Liar, just dig out that bullet and see if it isn't my 7.62x39!"

[SimoneFlen']

Originally Posted by Overlord86 ↗

Translation:

This is Mohammed. He likes slow kisses, fast camels, and romance novels.
This is a shitty technical made out of a U.S. Post Office Van
This is Mohammad. He loves star filled nights, building sand castles, and doesn't know how to swim.
This bachelor is Muhammad. He has always dreamed of sailing across the Mediterranean, tending a garden, and living in a house with indoor plumbing.
Our last bachelor is Muhammed. He loves wintergreen Chiclets, wants to shave his beard, and hates sand fleas and Hellfire missiles.

Love it, haha!

[Overlord86]

Originally Posted by b1gpoppa ↗

I appreciate the effort put into the different spellings for Mo. Nice attention to detail.

Thank you for noticing!