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09-11-2021, 03:34 AM
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Re: ~She Almost Made It Across The Street~
One would think that while one was walking into the path of a truck moving forward, there's a good chance another vehicle is following.  |
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09-11-2021, 03:38 AM
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Re: ~She Almost Made It Across The Street~
She came out flat-er and flat-er until the end tire, she was pancake flat. |
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09-11-2021, 04:17 AM
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Re: ~She Almost Made It Across The Street~
i learned from my parents not to do that when i was 4 or so.  |
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09-11-2021, 05:49 AM
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Re: ~She Almost Made It Across The Street~
Only in China, of course; I knew it even before I looked at the top-right corner, to ascertain the language. There's something terribly wrong with a large subset of the Chinese population, enough for a keen observer to recognize an unmistakable pattern—in terms of said Chinese nationals being unusually uncoordinated and awkward; they even walk like retards—this, even when they don't have a disability. I have observed this to be the case even when I encounter them outside of their country; incidentally, they make the worst drivers too. It bogles the mind.  |
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09-11-2021, 06:08 AM
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Re: ~She Almost Made It Across The Street~
This is exactly the same reaction I'd expect from ASIMO while crossing the street. Normal people's situational awareness: I'm at the intersection of "Hit-Me-Hald" and "Lun-Mee-Ova" streets right in front of a truck that's about to take off because the truck in front of it just did, so I better wait for the truck take off. This woman's situational awareness: I'm somewhere in Asia. |
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09-11-2021, 07:00 AM
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Re: ~She Almost Made It Across The Street~
Worst non corrected eyesight of the human race. Based on their coordination the world must look like a funhouse mirror from their view.
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09-11-2021, 02:47 PM
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Re: ~She Almost Made It Across The Street~
“She almost made it across the street”….I wonder if they out that on the death certificate, “woman almost made it across road while attempting the impossible tasks of crossing the road while Asian”.
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09-11-2021, 04:56 PM
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Re: ~She Almost Made It Across The Street~
That was awesome. A full sized, 3d person was there 1 second and a few bumps later...viola'...we have a flat, 2D person. Amazing...really, where the fk else can this happen? Mars, Venus! I think not!!
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09-11-2021, 08:08 PM
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Re: ~She Almost Made It Across The Street~
She subscribed to the mantra "You seen one truck, you seen 'em all, so go ahead and cross!"
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