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01-18-2022, 06:36 PM
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Re: Security Guard on His Bike with His Wife Hits a 4x4 Head-on
** There are several common reasons this would happen: ~ He got distracted by his wife. ~ He was texting & driving at the request of his wife, since she didn't know how to do it herself. ~ He was texting & driving at the request of his wife while speeding. ~ He was texting & driving at the request of his wife while speeding to get to his job, whilst also getting her to her destination, because they were both running late. ~ He got his uniform caught in the motorcycle controls ~ SolonJhee's comment, whereas the (speeding, also running late) 4X4 was passing the motorcycle in it's own direction lane, & ran into the security guard's motorcycle in the opposite lane. ~ All of the above. |
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01-18-2022, 06:41 PM
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 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:7 What we've got here is failure to communicate. Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 103,591
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Re: Security Guard on His Bike with His Wife Hits a 4x4 Head-on
Shit like that normally only happens in movies.
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01-18-2022, 10:23 PM
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 DR's Quarterback Poster Rank:311 Male Join Date: Oct 2014 Posts: 4,136 Mentioned: 3 Post(s) Quoted: 552 Post(s)
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Re: Security Guard on His Bike with His Wife Hits a 4x4 Head-on
You forgot to mention another possibility: Aliens took over his brain and made him swerve into incoming traffic  |
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01-19-2022, 12:47 AM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:2714 Epstien didnt kill himself Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 152 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 21 Post(s)
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Re: Security Guard on His Bike with His Wife Hits a 4x4 Head-on
Both tried correcting the others mistake, car was over the line first tho
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01-19-2022, 09:36 AM
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Re: Security Guard on His Bike with His Wife Hits a 4x4 Head-on
Ahh...bullshit. Somehow steered? He was trying to avoid being killed (although his choice to go left wasn't a good one). The 4x4 was clearly in the bike's lane (maybe passing the other bike) and was straddling the centerline at impact. This is, without a doubt, the 4x4's fault.
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01-19-2022, 11:49 AM
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Re: Security Guard on His Bike with His Wife Hits a 4x4 Head-on
Nope. I have a Jeep and I recognized those driving habits and pattern of steer immediately. The wife is alive because she was leaning over the center console. In short, the guy was getting a blowjob from his wife. |
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01-19-2022, 10:28 PM
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Re: Security Guard on His Bike with His Wife Hits a 4x4 Head-on
Im happy the people in the vehicle got out and didn't burn to death... The last dude leaving the vehicle was really feeling the intensity of the flames, probably gave him some serious incentive to GTFO  |
