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#11
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11-24-2020, 04:18 AM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:399 MALE Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 3,013 Mentioned: 5 Post(s) Quoted: 959 Post(s)
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Re: Scooter Delivery Boy Pulling His Last String of Life
Jesus says to the dying guy: "Come sit on my lap in Heaven, give it all up to Daddy!" Scooter boy says: "Don't touch me, you extraterrestrial bitch! I'm not sucking your dick or your Daddy's dick, you creepy ass motherfucker! I'm not even Catholic! Let me go, you Jesus freak!" |
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#12
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11-24-2020, 07:15 AM
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Re: Scooter Delivery Boy Pulling His Last String of Life
The only delivery he made on time... and it was his "soul"  |
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#16
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11-25-2020, 09:01 PM
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Re: Scooter Delivery Boy Pulling His Last String of Life
Was hoping they would just pop him back on that scooter give him a lil shove, he might possibly drive better in his current condition than before...
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#17
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11-27-2020, 05:18 PM
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Re: Scooter Delivery Boy Pulling His Last String of Life
put some music on and turn up the volume to support the guys nice 80s breakdance attemps while he is leaving this planet.  |
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#18
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11-27-2020, 05:42 PM
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 My Rank: SERGEANT Poster Rank:1035 Male Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 661 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 132 Post(s)
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Re: Scooter Delivery Boy Pulling His Last String of Life
There is a few glitches going on inside that noggin of his. They should try switching him off and on again.
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