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01-14-2019, 02:05 AM
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Is no one going to comment on the snorting from the ‘pectineus’? LOL
...Of all the places!? Who’s the guy who brought that up, and how many other guys AGREED that this was the best place?? HAHAHAHA!!! Ewww... Think about it, snorting another man’s smell with your drug of choice... yummy.
But even funnier is that Macholamine is emitted by the Pectineus zone itself. Although, only the gruntiest of males can ever produce it. I assume that this was a covetous thing--Pectineal Secretion Envy can be deadly, and it lurks jealously around many a Trans Am throughout the world.
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01-14-2019, 04:08 AM
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That was a room packed full of fuckery my friends.
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01-14-2019, 04:56 AM
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To me it looks like the guy who put the bottle down was the only one who actually fired shots, he shot the guy in the scuffle in his side which is why he went down and then accidently shot himself his hand kicked out as though he fired when he was putting it back in his waistband, then he keeled over.
The dude took the gun off him then whipped him for shooting the one that lays motionless presumed dead
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01-14-2019, 05:23 AM
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Go ahead, do the world a favor, kill off your own culture...
Ah buleebs dat bees '*******'.
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01-14-2019, 08:23 AM
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what the ?!?! It looks like some patrons busted a move for the back exit and let in the blizzard outside.
When the shooting started, they turned on the Lawrence Welk "Tiny Bubbles" machine to add to the fun!
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01-14-2019, 12:03 PM
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When the shooting started, they turned on the Lawrence Welk "Tiny Bubbles" machine to add to the fun!
Being born in Honolulu I'm more partial to Don Ho's version of Tiny Bubbles
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Would ya just watch the hair. Ya know, I work on my hair a long time and you hit it. He hits my hair.
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01-14-2019, 08:59 PM
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Re: Saturday Night Bleeder!

It's rather hard to tell for sure. However, I can assure you that it was at least equal in tardliness to Testosticular residue induced tantrums, or stupider.
For instance, perhaps it was a dispute over one of them sneaking several enchanted dried gorilla testes into his Maracas before their big mating competition shaker dance-off.
FFS light another spliff man !


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