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#84
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11-21-2012, 03:36 PM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:174 Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 8,808 Mentioned: 30 Post(s) Quoted: 5360 Post(s)
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Re: Russian Stabs Himself In The Stomach
septicemia. you cut open your intestines and all the shit leaks into your body, and theres a good chance you are dead in 24 hours from global infection
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#85
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11-23-2012, 01:13 AM
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 My Rank: CORPORAL Poster Rank:1605 Male Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 345 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 15 Post(s)
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Re: Russian Stabs Himself In The Stomach
wow one time I took a knife and stabbed myself at full force in the gut, but I was testing this body armor I made and the tip of the knife broke.
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#88
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11-25-2012, 04:55 AM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:466 male Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 2,301 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 7 Post(s)
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Re: Russian Stabs Himself In The Stomach
Probably had no good excuse no to go to work the next day, and some one said "Dude, what if you stab yourself, and say you got robbed..." The guy was like, "That's IT!"
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#90
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11-25-2012, 08:02 PM
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Re: Russian Stabs Himself In The Stomach
Nice move punk, now proceed shitting into a bag via colostomy bc your intestine is severed.
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