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Re: Russian Man Snuffs Out His Cigarette and Himself Simultaneously.

That was a hell of an "Ah, shit!" moment. Poor guy.
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Shouldn’t have had that last shot of vodka comrade
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Oopsie daisy !!
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Watch out for that first step.....it's a doozy!!
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New year's resolution: Stop smoking.
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Obviously he was a robot. You can see the transmission-fluid leaking out of him after the fall.
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Lesson for today boys and girls...

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Re: Russian Man Snuffs Out His Cigarette and Himself Simultaneously.

In Soviet Russia, cigarette puts YOU out.....
Gold.

In soviet russia some twat always gives a totally unfunny except to the writer who apparently thinks its fucking hilarious,,, cheesy bullshit cliche line about soviet russia doing something to you.
It's a reference to a schtick done by an old '80s comedian named Yakov Smirnov. His whole schtick was that he was a transplant fob from the USSR who was amazed at Western live and he'd do comparison jokes and the like. One example was his joke about the Soviet surveillance apparatus, "In America, you watch a lot of TV. Soviet Russia, TV watches you! :-D"

So yeah, it's become a cliché gag rooted in nostalgia among people who get the reference. Don't, like, have a fuckin' aneurysm about it or anything.
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...Western *life.
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Russian Olympic tryouts gone wrong.
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