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must have been some powerful combine, they usually just get wrapped up in the rotating collector bit

bet the dash cam view of the incident would have been wild
The caterpillar Lexion 780 harvesters our outfit runs have an excess of 500hp. I doubt they were operating anything like that but if it's got decent power you're going through the whole machine.
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I would just put a mannikin in the casket, and pack the real guy around the edges, under the lace trim.
Just pick a mannikin with a face that resembles the original guy.
And maybe put a hat on him, to distract the mourners.
Sounds like a foolproof plan. I might recommend some industrial-strength deodorizers. Or maybe they could freeze-dry the lumps of flesh? We wouldn't want any foul odors disrupting the funeral.
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The caterpillar Lexion 780 harvesters our outfit runs have an excess of 500hp. I doubt they were operating anything like that but if it's got decent power you're going through the whole machine.
yeah whatever it was it mashed him up real good!
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This shocking footage cannot be published.
Oh no? Ms. Simone to the rescue!
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yeah whatever it was it mashed him up real good!
Last year when rice harvest was just beginning around here in NorCal, a guy that was the foreman of all things of a big rice co-op fell into the header (front part with the spinning bits ) and he went through the whole machine one piece at a time. I saw the machine before it was hauled off to be cleaned and inspected. It stunk so bad I almost lost my lunch. If I can find the article on it I'll post the link.
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Sounds like a foolproof plan. I might recommend some industrial-strength deodorizers. Or maybe they could freeze-dry the lumps of flesh? We wouldn't want any foul odors disrupting the funeral.
Excellent point!
I will add the recommendation that the goo be packed into zip-lock bags, to prevent excessive stench. This will only work if the funeral is held quickly, and there are no naughty little boys at the funeral, who have sharp pins and know how to use them!
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that's how to make minced meat
More west it would be Minsk meat
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What a Shitty Job


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