[SkinnyFella]

Looks like he fixed that combine.

[Necrotic Bowel]

My mom had a great “minced worker” recipe.

[Storntzt]

Looks like a job for flipflops. Hahaha

[shelly80]

U can tell these guys are paid by the hour....lol

[gimlet]

Originally Posted by Tyrantus ↗

Man...I could really go for some hamburger helper or goulash right now.

I don't know why they call it "Hamburger Helper", it does just fine by itself...

[William May]

Originally Posted by Riendespecial ↗

I have a feeling it's going to be a closed casket funeral. Poor funeral director either has to scoop that person into a casket or a crematory. I really hope that guy had a quick death.

I would just put a mannikin in the casket, and pack the real guy around the edges, under the lace trim.
Just pick a mannikin with a face that resembles the original guy.
And maybe put a hat on him, to distract the mourners.

[Ghost]

must have been some powerful combine, they usually just get wrapped up in the rotating collector bit

bet the dash cam view of the incident would have been wild

[btchslaya]

I hope they fired up the grill right after and didnt let any of that 100% fresh meat go to waste.. that would be a shame

[crispy1]

The stray dogs around the morgue are going to eat good tonight.

[HYPRTCKR]

~ He wanted to make sure the machinery was working at all times, no idle time allowed, lest the boss mistakenly thinks he's a slacker, & he loses his job, so he fixed it while it was still turned on.