[DanteAntonelli]

Originally Posted by foxfantastic ↗

Plot twist: The pedestrian was drunk too

Plot Re-Twist

The first responders were also drunk!









Hey, it's Mother Russia, is it not?

[DanteAntonelli]

Originally Posted by Simone ↗

I found the year hard to believe too, he looks well into his 50s. Probably a mistake by the news site.

He was hit so hard his birth date was rolled back a few years!

[Pyramid_Head]

Well that's why you don't walk against the light. That still doesn't excuse the drunk driving and speeding with no lights on.

[fred5079]

simone i still want to kiss you all over babe you drive me crazy