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Re: Russia - Man Cut in Half when Car Crashes into Him

Street racers are such idiots. Two divers get into a pissing contest and wipe out a father & husband in a second. Over NOTHING!
"Fast and the Furious is so realistic though" <-
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His death sheet is the size of a pillow case.
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Re: Russia - Man Cut in Half when Car Crashes into Him

Mahmud? Isn't that a song by Primus?
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hope mahmud enjoys prison for a long time
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Re: Russia - Man Cut in Half when Car Crashes into Him

Well, it looks like the Reidemeister moves apply to bowel entanglement on rails during an accident, who would have thought!
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German cars are constantly blowing pedestrians.
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Re: Russia - Man Cut in Half when Car Crashes into Him

He did well in division and reducing fractions
I've read many of your "jokes" and to this day none have been funny at all. Maybe you should stop trying
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Re: Russia - Man Cut in Half when Car Crashes into Him

wow! bad way to go! all because of those drag racing assholes.
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Re: Russia - Man Cut in Half when Car Crashes into Him

Thank you.
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