[btchslaya]

Wow love that long strand of brain, that has to be a record length or something

[FavaBeans]

Excuse me sir is this your nose????

[William May]

Tickle them, just to make sure.

[bjol]

That was a big man

[DaBigNob]

"Hey, are you going to pay for that windshield wiper that you just pulled off my truck?"

[DaBigNob]

It's always amazing to see how the human body just turns into a big bag of goo once the bones have been crushed and severed from the body.

[HYPRTCKR]

~ So as the deceased was overtaking the semi the Isuzu in the opposing lane hit him. The Isuzu, because it was bigger, pushed the deceased's car into the truck's front left end, shearing it sideways, thus resulting in the total shrapnel destructive mess of the deceased's car. Whereas concurrently the Isuzu lost control, tipped over & skidded sideways.
~ Auto insurance companies make more money payouts from totalled cars, which is why they are made to practically self-destruct, which is more than the victims, deceased or not, make from liability.

[kellyhound]

turned into a human blob. hope some dashcam footage of the crash appears on the net

[Brynjar]

Originally Posted by rohmell ↗

Wow, that car must have really been Russian in order to be destroyed like that, with so much debris strewn about.

(Yes, I will continue to post this tired old joke as long as the opportunities present themselves.)

I'm russian to let you know that it never gets old.

[minka1]

Originally Posted by angelwane ↗

Another morbidly obese person leaving everyone else to deal with their hundreds of pounds of gross flesh