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06-28-2024, 09:31 AM
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Russia - Falling Tree Kills Girl Walking On Sidewalk
"In Voronezh, a tree killed a young girl: doctors tried to save her for almost a week A strong wind knocked down the planting under which Valeria was passing at that moment. The victim was hospitalized almost immediately, but she died 5 days later without regaining consciousness. The tree fell in the area of responsibility of the management company, the mayor’s office said immediately after the emergency, disclaiming responsibility. A criminal case has been opened." The tree is going to prison. 
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06-28-2024, 10:07 AM
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Re: Russia - Falling Tree Kills Girl Walking On Sidewalk
The tree is going to prison.   |
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06-28-2024, 10:09 AM
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Re: Russia - Falling Tree Kills Girl Walking On Sidewalk
Too bad she died... I know an excellent tree surgeon that could have saved her life.
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06-28-2024, 11:08 AM
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Re: Russia - Falling Tree Kills Girl Walking On Sidewalk
That sucks.  |
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06-28-2024, 11:13 AM
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Re: Russia - Falling Tree Kills Girl Walking On Sidewalk
When nature calls....  Wait that's completely different |
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06-28-2024, 11:41 AM
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Re: Russia - Falling Tree Kills Girl Walking On Sidewalk
All I can think of is a whole lot of (age inappropriate) wood puns. So I'm going to leaf this one alone, and try to branch out into cleaner humour ... |
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06-28-2024, 05:30 PM
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Re: Russia - Falling Tree Kills Girl Walking On Sidewalk
He was also charged for being trunk. He probably will never leaf prison again to get back to his roots.
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06-28-2024, 05:45 PM
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Re: Russia - Falling Tree Kills Girl Walking On Sidewalk
I would like to look at her family tree  |
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06-28-2024, 06:13 PM
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Re: Russia - Falling Tree Kills Girl Walking On Sidewalk
I had a tree that size that fell across the street and cracked the sidewalk in two segments. The top of my tree that hit the sidewalk was as heavy / bushy like the top that hit this girl, so it can easily demolish your head.
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06-28-2024, 08:33 PM
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| ♚Lord of Wisdom♚ Poster Rank:3658 Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 92 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 39 Post(s)
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Re: Russia - Falling Tree Kills Girl Walking On Sidewalk
Just like in the Lord of The Rings, the trees on this Earth hate Orcs.
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