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10-26-2023, 11:26 AM
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Re: Russia - Dude Gets A Log In His Face
Reaction time of a dead turtle.
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10-26-2023, 11:53 AM
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 ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:267 ꓕSIꓤIꓕ∀S ϽINOᗡꓤ∀S Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 5,102
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Re: Russia - Dude Gets A Log In His Face
DOH!!!! |
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10-26-2023, 12:40 PM
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Re: Russia - Dude Gets A Log In His Face
Shows you how fast you can lose your life.. basically in a split second…  |
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10-26-2023, 01:08 PM
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Re: Russia - Dude Gets A Log In His Face
On his fuckin phone.... now he gets to be on someone else's phone. 
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10-26-2023, 01:18 PM
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Re: Russia - Dude Gets A Log In His Face
He should take the log out of his eye before trying to take the splinter from his brother's eye.
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10-26-2023, 02:15 PM
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Re: Russia - Dude Gets A Log In His Face
Sorry to ruin all the awesome puns, but that's not a log - it's one of the uprights that keep the logs in place  |
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10-26-2023, 03:28 PM
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Re: Russia - Dude Gets A Log In His Face
I heard log sound when it bounced on the ground so I assumed. 
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10-26-2023, 05:19 PM
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Re: Russia - Dude Gets A Log In His Face
The driver of that transport vehicle will most likely have to record the incident in his log.
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10-26-2023, 06:37 PM
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Re: Russia - Dude Gets A Log In His Face
He was a little laggy and had plenty of time to see that coming and jump out of the way so... seeing it is russia, I assume he drank his breakfast and/or lunch that day... and I ain't talkin' 'bought protein shakes |
